Spiderman Jokes
Q: What was the name of Spiderman’s Mexican brother?
A: Speedy Gonzales
Q: What is the Spiderman’s Homepage?
A: The World Wide Web …
Q: What car does Doc Ock drive?
A: He drives an armored car.
Q: Why did Doc Ock go to the bank?
A: He wanted to commit an armed robbery!
Q: Why did Superman never hit it off with the women?
A: Wearing tights is bad enough, but wearing the underwear above the tights that’s too much.
Q: Why did Batman never hit it off with the women?
A: Because he wears a belt over his underwear.
Q: Why is Robin the dumbest hero ever?
A: Because he copycat what Batman does.
Q: Why isn’t Spiderman wears his underwear over his pants like the other superheroes?
A: Because he wears them over his head.
Q: Why is Superman always arrive first at a crime scene?
A: Because Batman forget to put gas in the Bat Mobile.
Q: Superman, Spider-Man, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking down the street and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk. Who picks it up first?
A: The blonde, because the other two don’t exist!
Q: What did people call Doctor Octavius during his braces phase?
A: Doc. Awk
- Superman was flying over the city as he suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her garden getting a tan.
Superman flies in a speed of light and shags her.
It was so fast that wonder woman said: ”hey, what just happened here?”
Than the invisible man said: ”I have no idea, but it hurts like hell !!!”
- Spider-Man was climbing the Empire State Building and asked King Kong to surrender.
King Kong said, “I don’t have time. I have to catch a plane!”
- Superman writes on the wall: Spider-Man is a wuss.
The next day, Spider-Man writes on the wall: Superman is Clark Kent.
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